The Cat Came Back
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

He had a yellow cat that would not leave his home.
He tried and he tried to give that cat away.
He gave it to a man who was going far away.
CHORUS - - But, the, cat came back, the very next day
Oh, the cat came back, we knew he was a loser.
But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away.
He gave it to a man who was going way out west.
He told the man to give that cat to the gal that he loved best.
First the train jumped the track, then it hit the rail.
Not a single soul was left to tell the gruesome tale.
Chorus
He gave it to a boy with a ten dollar note (wow! ten bucks)
He told the boy to take, that cat out in a boat.
He tied a rock around it’s neck, it must have weighed 10 lbs.
Now they drag the lakefront for the little boy who drowned.
Chorus
The man around the corner said he’d shoot that cat on sight. BANG!
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite.
He waited and he waited for that cat to come around.
Ninety-seven pieces of that man were all they found.
Chorus
Someone pushed the button, an atomic holocaust. BOOM! Mushroom cloud!
All the hopes and dreams of America was lost.
Old Mr. Johnson, he laughed with foolish glee.HEE HEE HEE
Now that darned old yellow cat will never bother me.
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